• Colonel Panic@lemm.ee
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      9 hours ago

      Me too!

      There’s at least… Three of us now.

      My dream is almost this exact room, but ALSO notable by it being connected to an entire labyrinth of doors and hallways and other rooms.

      My dream tends to go: I am outside or in a lobby area. I need to go. I go into the bathroom door, which leads to more doors, and more hallways and more doors, and eventually I get to the room pictured and I’m like, noooo, so I keep going and go though the next door and keep going on my journey, coming across room after room of varying AWFUL configurations and usability. If a toilet is clean, it’s just out in the open, if it’s a nice private one, it’s clogged. I continue on, sometimes encountering a sauna room with pools and bathtubs. I never stop. I have to go. More hallways, more weird rooms. If I ever do end up finding a place to go it only ever lasts 5 seconds and then someone else comes in and sits right across from me and since no doors it’s awkward. And something always goes wrong too. No TP, doesn’t flush, I miss entirely, etc. And when I finally get to wash my hands there is never soap and usually no water or something doesn’t work. And I also sometimes the get caught in another loop of trying to find a working sink, or soap. it’s HELL.

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      Until this post I didn’t know this was a thing. I thought I just had a weird bathroom kink or something, but I’ve had lots of dreams with bathrooms very similar to this. Had no idea this was a shared experience.

      I also often end up peeing on something in the weird bathroom and the suddenly realizing that the thing I’m peeing on is not supposed to be peed upon and feel awful about it, and sometimes someone comes in and sees me peeing on the part I wasnt supposed to be peeing on.

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        For the 100th time, stop saying it was a dream, that does not excuse you peeing on everything. Stop it!

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          One of my ex co-workers came home drunk with his wife They went to bed he got up and peed right in the laundry basket. Jay wtf are you doing? I’m going to the John, yawn, wait what the Fuckkk

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      I helped start a subreddit that was like “thatweirdbathroomdream” or something, I don’t remember it was easily a decade ago explicitly for people to talk about their weird bathroom dreams! Apparently it’s a typically American dream (so is losing your teeth but cutting your hair/hair falling out is more universal) and typically includes unusual open spaces, lack of privacy, unusual lighting, they typically also are clean like this or filthy, or at least the toilet you interact with could be filthy. I find collective cultural dreams to be SO fascinating

      Unfortunately it was too niche and I’m assuming has since died

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        It felt so creepy when I saw the picture and got a flashback of dreaming that bathroom. It got doubly creepy when I found a comment about it already. But I’m not American.

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      Yep, and the only available one is overflowing with piss-n-shit water, and the toilet paper is soggy, and there are no papertowels and the soap is empty and the sinks are just more toilet bowls full of piss-n-shit water.

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        You forgot the leaking pipes, so of course everything relatively safe to touch is also wet and cold.

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        Hm. Interesting how negatively coded this scene is when I hear people talk about their own “that one dream public bathroom”.

        I distinctively remember mine having knee-high cloudy water, but it was very dark. My innate “understanding” in the dream is that the water is some kind of natural feature, not sewage. I don’t remember the sinks, tissues, cleanliness or of the bowls, or anything, just the incredibly weird layout and flooding, and the weird lack of privacy due to the doors and walls of the stalls being higher to accommodate the water.

        US style stalls where you can conveniently park your XXXL truck under the divider aren’t a thing here.

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          It’s like that, disgusting and/or exposed, because your body is trying to keep you from pissing the bed. When you start to have a dream like that, wake up and you’ll realize you need to go to the bathroom. Your own clean normal private bathroom.

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            That makes sense, that it would be your subconscious alerting. In a similar vein, whenever I know I need to shower first thing in the morning (as opposed to before bed), I often dream of showering on the bed. Yes, like standing on the mattress on top of all the sheets and pillows and blankets. Or at least somewhere in the bedroom, like on carpeted floor next to wooden furniture. I HATE those dreams so much but they keep happening.

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      This reminds me of a weird bathroom dream I had once. I was at the gym and went to the restroom where there were about 90 toilets, all in glass stalls that were maybe waist-high so when you sit you can see everyone’s face.

      Anyway I ended up walking almost clear to the back because most were messy beyond comprehension and I swear it’s for every time I’ve scrubbed a toilet for work.