• bulwark@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Well now I must know more about Postal World. Do they grow the stamps that they eat? Aren’t all beds enveloped shaped, or are the sheets folded a certain way to imply an envelope.

    Also, to your point about capitalism. Monkeys trade bananas for sex.

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      3 days ago

      I remember that the post office had a feud with the trash pickup crew. That’s why neither didn’t do both jobs, but all the mail that went directly into the recycling bin would be returned to her to be delivered to someone else.

      Also, that’s not capitalism. That’s just trade. Capitalism would be if one big monkey kept all the bananas for himself and used his control over the hoard to force the prostitute monkeys to give him a portion of each of the bananas they earned from having sex.