Edit: of course this is satire. The power of the reading comprehension devil grows stronger every day 😢

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    2 days ago

    Don’t need a sidewalk, just walk on the lawns where the sidewalk should be! As a bonus you get great cardio running from the people who come out with a gun to protect their carefully manicured lawn from being tread on.