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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Surviving the predator

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Surviving the predator

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  • Rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world
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    Surviving the predator? You mean being part of a minecraft youtuber’s discord before your 18th birthday?

  • Wolf@lemmy.today
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    Otis Driftwood from House of 1000 Corpses. He has no supernatural powers.

    I have lived around crazy rednecks all my life (Indiana and Florida). Pretty sure I could outwit 1 crazy redneck, and with 3 Billion I could afford to finally escape this hellhole.

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Otis Driftwood from House of 1000 Corpses. He has no supernatural powers.

      Am I misremembering the end of that movie, or does it end up getting kind of supernatural? Don’t remember if Otis himself did anything though…

      • Wolf@lemmy.today
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        It definitely gets weird towards the end and I think it’s meant to be sorta ambiguous/ open to interpretation.

        From what I can recall (it’s been a while) and from watching the sequels, I think Otis and Co were just psycho rednecks, but I could be wrong about that.

  • Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Maybe gage from pet cemetery. Im not his dad so maybe I have to punt a child.

  • lightnsfw@reddthat.com
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    Godzilla. Then I’d go hang out at the White House.

  • Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee
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    The predator does not kill children or pregnant women. Predator 2 showed that. A kid with a toy UZI spotted the predator with his light bending and as a precaution the predator armed his shoulder cannon, but upon sensing it was not a real gun he disarmed it.

    Also the subway showed he found a fetus developing in a woman and immediately released her.

    • GelatinGeorge@lemmy.world
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      Okay, so be a pregnant child. Got you.

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      I am neither of those things.

      • Klear@sh.itjust.works
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        According to another post here, you need to antagonise Sadako first…

      • Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee
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        No, but you would be an unarmed helpless guy. Not sporting enough for a predator. Or at least you will fake being helpless! There is no honor in slaughter.

        • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Surely the Predator would be able to tell when someone is faking helplessness…

      • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee
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        it’s not too late to get into mpreg.

      • FuckFascism@lemmy.world
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        1 day ago

        Dead

    • Grool The Demon@lemmy.world
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      I’ve got lots of mud and trees at my place. I’ll be just fine.

  • Crashumbc@lemmy.world
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    Freddie Krueger… Just stay awake

  • Valmond@lemmy.world
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    J.K Rowling

    • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world
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      If we’re doing irl monsters, Henry Kissinger. Even before he was dead, I could take him.

      • Wolf@lemmy.today
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        deleted by creator

  • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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    The girl from Teeth. I mean, worst case…

    Full disclosure: I have not actually seen the movie.

    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata

      If you are a lox believer then it’s the world’s oldest myth

      • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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        Whoa, I truly had no idea. That’s pretty wild.

  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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    Imagine being out hunting and you walk right near an old injured wild pig and it just sits there staring at you.

    Be funny if the Predator pats the guy on the head before leaving.

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    The Refregirator (yeah, it’s a thing: https://www.imdb.com/fr/title/tt0102767/), It’s a haunted / gate of hell fridge attacking a couple who just moved in a shitty appartment. Even if you unplug it, it still tries to eat you or send his minions (toaster, blender…) so I’ll surely die horribly but I’m all for fighting against electric appliances.

    • GreenCrunch@lemmy.today
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      All good until the printer comes after you. Printers are haunted normally, so I imagine under this scenario they’d be even more malevolent…

      • Taleya@aussie.zone
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        That’s when i call guilleme mezzanine, the bush pilot.

    • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world
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      A tire. I can drive away faster then that thing can roll.

  • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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    I’d go with Hopper from A Bug’s Life. I’m sure he’s a huge threat to Dave Foley and Julia Louse-Dreyfus, but I ain’t worried about no grasshopper, even one voiced by Kevin Spacey.

    • Vatowine@lemmy.world
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      My garden!

  • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m going with Jaws, and staying home.

    • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee
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      weather alert, there’s a tornado on your way…

      hope it doesn’t launch a weird franchise

  • Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    It follows. Go for a little roadtrip, ez 3 billions.

    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      We can be billionaire buddies because that was my first choice too.

      Get laid, go for a road trip, get paid.

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    Obviously Freddy Krueger. Just stay awake 24 hours. The really difficulty is when you can’t stay awake and you accidentally fall asleep. But I think staying awake 24 hours is pretty easy.

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      Yeah, with billions on the line, 24 hours is a cake walk

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    This made me look up the actual Predator code of Honor and I quote

    "Unarmed and/or “innocent” beings may be hunted if they:

    Are the specific objective of a hunt."
    

    Sorry Op, you’re still screwed.

    Jaws is objectively the best choice anyway. Just drive inland.

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      1000001632

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