• Chainweasel@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    12 minutes at a time, 3 times a day.
    Unless I’m at work.
    40 minutes per day 4 times between 5:00a-1:30p

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          2 days ago

          Could be. Seems every medical institution has different numbers, NHS says 3 times a day to 3 times a week.

          My buddy was going pretty often, little wet, little dry, all over the place, a little gassy. 3-4 times a day for years. Found out he was fructose intolerant. One exclusion diet later and he’s in the one a day club.

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      2 days ago

      [Sing in the voice of Elmo]

      My boss makes a dollar

      I make a dime

      That is why I poop on company time.

      UK version:

      My supervisor makes a pound.

      I make a pence

      That is why I shit at the companies expense.