rumba@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago10000 hours to become an expert, avg person poops for ~12 minutes a day. It would take 137 years to master.NSFWmessage-squaremessage-square51linkfedilinkarrow-up1157arrow-down14
arrow-up1153arrow-down1message-square10000 hours to become an expert, avg person poops for ~12 minutes a day. It would take 137 years to master.NSFWrumba@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square51linkfedilink
minus-squareArchangel1313@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 days agoMaybe they aren’t including the time spent scrolling. It’s just the sphincter flexing moments that count.
minus-squareAdamEatsAss@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 days agoUhhhhhhh how big are your poops? 12 minutes of shincter flexing A DAY?
minus-squareCmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 days agoBased on your username, I can declare you an expert on the subject matter.
minus-square𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agoOh. They’re not Adam. They’re Adam’s wingman. Adam is too busy getting ass to waste time posting.
minus-squareBreezy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agoAdam sounds like a pretty cool dude. We should all strive to post less and eat more ass.
minus-squareAdamEatsAss@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoThanks bud. I’m just doing what I can.
Maybe they aren’t including the time spent scrolling. It’s just the sphincter flexing moments that count.
Uhhhhhhh how big are your poops? 12 minutes of shincter flexing A DAY?
Based on your username, I can declare you an expert on the subject matter.
Oh. They’re not Adam. They’re Adam’s wingman.
Adam is too busy getting ass to waste time posting.
Adam sounds like a pretty cool dude. We should all strive to post less and eat more ass.
Thanks bud. I’m just doing what I can.