ByteOnBikes@discuss.online to Bluesky@lemmy.world · 4 days agoFirst Graders. They're snatching First Graders in Unmarked cars.discuss.onlineimagemessage-square168linkfedilinkarrow-up11.5Karrow-down115file-text
arrow-up11.48Karrow-down1imageFirst Graders. They're snatching First Graders in Unmarked cars.discuss.onlineByteOnBikes@discuss.online to Bluesky@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square168linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareP1nkman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up36arrow-down1·4 days agoThey’ll run into a classroom where kids are drawing, and claim they feared for their lives, because the pens could be used to harm them. Then they’ll get 2-6 weeks paid leave, and be promoted when they get back.
minus-squareNotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·4 days agoNah, they’ll just get a stacked pension and an early retirement, putting them back into the field is bad optics.
minus-squareEldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·3 days agoMore likely to be “let go” only to be rehired one county over immediately. That’s what they do with the cops with records that they can’t simply handwave away.
They’ll run into a classroom where kids are drawing, and claim they feared for their lives, because the pens could be used to harm them.
Then they’ll get 2-6 weeks paid leave, and be promoted when they get back.
Nah, they’ll just get a stacked pension and an early retirement, putting them back into the field is bad optics.
More likely to be “let go” only to be rehired one county over immediately. That’s what they do with the cops with records that they can’t simply handwave away.