I had a phone set up as a tablet. It couldn’t send or receive SMS or calls. It was a beautiful decade.

Then microsoft killed skype-in and skype-out, because they worked really well and the glitter-junkies who’ve shat something new and broken and slow onto the public needed less competition with working apps. Had to get a new plan with a number that worked. Received a shit call and it went to voicemail on the way from the store to the train.

I had voicemail enabled for 10 minutes and it was hell.