Summary
Donald Trump appointed 22-year-old Thomas Fugate to lead the DHS Center for Prevention Programs and Partnerships (CP3), which combats terrorism and hate violence.
Fugate, who graduated in 2024, previously worked as a grocery store clerk and self-employed landscaper.
He joined Trump’s 2024 campaign and briefly served as a special assistant in DHS immigration.
Despite lacking direct experience in counterterrorism, DHS officials cited his work ethic in justifying his rapid promotion. His political rise includes internships with the Heritage Foundation and Texas lawmakers, and an active pro-Trump social media presence.
“includes internships with the Heritage Foundation” there is it, fucking hell
Dang, I had put my money on rich daddy donor. (edit: that could still be right…)
You can tell he practiced that look in front of the mirror.
In Spanish Fugate literally means imperatively “escape”. So the whole name means…Tom, escape! Run away man!
And what should I call you, Mister?
Fugato, Thomas Fugato. Stirred, but mostly shaken.
And how much will it be?
One million dollars!
honestly, better than another fucking billionaire.
He has one of those faces you can bisect vertically and flip from each side to make two completely different faces.
How the hell are we ever supposed to take this country seriously again?
Oh, that’s all over now.
What we were hoping for:
what we got:
“Work ethic” Okay, who’d this guy have to fuck for this?
Considering his age there’s a good chance that in the not too distant past it was actually him on the other end.
I don’t think he has the power to extort anyone for sex (yet), I think he’s the exploited one.
Yes. That was the joke. If I wasn’t clear about that. That kind will tolerate and embrace abuse, so long as they see themselves dishing out the abuse in the future. Those that embrace hazing Etc. And when you run with pedophiles, rapists, and sexual abusers. They do favor particular types of abuse.
Is he trying to copy Trump’s official glare? Cringe.
Also, why can’t I be appointed to a random high-level government job? I actually have government experience.
It sounds like the problem is that you have too many working brain cells. You’ll need to kill about 90% of them off to qualify with this administration.
Damn, shouldn’t have quit drinking
I actually have government experience.
Well that disqualifies you for this administration to begin with
I was gonna say he looks like something has just touched his butthole and he’s not sure what it might be.
Stop making me laugh so hard.
You got any connections to big fascism?
I think the real questions were asked by another poster in another thread, who are his parents and how much did they pay to get him this ride?
6 hrs later… being the change
Someone should photoshop him holding a cat up to his chest in this photo
Classic cheesy 60s era Bond villain
Such an easy way he found to show us he’s an “attempt to gaslight her into thinking she did orgasm, actually” vibes kinda guy
Did he work at the prestigious Four Seasons Total Landscaping?
Another high quality hire for a high quality administration.
