“Oh, cool, a Titanite slab :D” “Why is Father Ariendel speaking…?”
“WHY IS GEAL STILL HERE???”
“AAAAAAGGHHHHHH”
Or it’s chiral bells and suddenly you’re experiencing Yoko Taro’s newest mindfuck addition to Drakengard/Nier (as a FFXIV fan the Nier raid final boss was awesome, JS)
It’s hard working in an office environment.
You need ! before the community’s name
autocorrect didn’t help me out this time. ty
I ate a raw Carolina Reaper the other day and suddenly heard Black Speech.
I don’t necessarily hate dual bars. What I do hate is burning all my ultimates or potions or whatever to take that last chunk of health off to secure the kill. Realizing I now have to kill the boss again yet without those extras, is what kills me.
…literally
We’ve seen 3 phase boss battles. Maybe even 4.
Where’s the game with a 10-stage boss battle? I wanna yell “WHY WONT YOU JUST DIE?!” after he gets up for the 6th time in a row.
maybe the 10 phase boss battle was us, the players all along. you die to a boss and you show up at their doorstep once more, while they are thinking “HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON”
What’s worse is you beat the absolute shit out of them and they usually get set on fire and stabbed several times . Just fine, apparently.
I know I’ve played a JPRG where the final boss had six stages, but it also was annoying, not epic because I was overleveled and the game wasn’t hard in the first place
World of Warcraft had some fights that had way too many phases. Illidan had 5 if i remember right.
Nanomachines, son.
Whamp whamp What’s new pussycat…
If he/she is a boss, where are their employees? Not a boss, no employees.
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Yet somehow not as aggressive as your comment.
UwU fuckmuffin, u used a micwoaggweshun! U shudnt use he/she, u shud use dey insted OwO!
Better?
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They used the grammatically correct version, they is plural and while I am not against it your point is still wrong.
Singular they is not a new concept designed to appeal to the “woke crowd”. I was very much taught in school to use singular they, it was always something used when the gender of the subject was unknown and often even if it is known but unimportant. It has been part of the English language for a long time.
I am sorry that my comment appeared trans phobic but I still do not get how is a person using he/she instead of they is micro aggression.
It somewhat invalidates non-binary people by not including them. Grammatically it isn’t necessary (and as an aside is unnecessarily clunky, 6 chrs vs 4) so by using it instead of singular they, it can be seen as exclusionary.
Some video game bosses aren’t hes or shes. Some are theys and some are its.
My favourite dictionary is Merriam-Webster, what’s yours?
https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/singular-nonbinary-they
In English class they is a plural pronoun he, she, it are singular and how is using a traditionally singular pronoun microaggression I am not against trans people but wth?
“Can you see that person in the distance?”
“I can but i don’t know who they are.”“Each person must file their own paperwork.”
Singular they.
Most people are taught this in grade school.
I’ll do you one better, a guitar solo comes on.
Hades’ third phase is a banger.
Came here to say this, their implementation for his extreme measures modifier is ideal. Every other boss has all sorts of cool new moves, but the final boss is doing absolutely nothing new through the first two phases, then takes a knee like always. You might start to wonder if it’s malfunctioning for a moment, then that guitar tells you loud and clear that you’re about to get fucked hard.
~ominous latin chanting~
Sephiroth!
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi
Sephiroth
SephirothBells frog big cherries jingle bells ham and cheese SEPHIROTH!
Swords in my knees… …Ed peed on this!
Burning inside with
Violent anger.
Burning inside with
Violent anger.Sephiroth!
Sephiroth!Burning inside with
Violent anger.
Burning inside with
Violent anger.Sephiroth!
Sephiroth!Fate- monstrous
And empty.
Fate- monstrous
And empty.Burning inside with
Violent anger.
Burning inside with
Violent anger.Sephiroth!
Sephiroth!Come, come, Oh come,
Do not let me die.
Come, come, Oh come,
Do not let me die.
Come, come, Oh come,
Do not let me die.
Come, come, Oh come,
Do not let me die.Glorious and Noble…
Glorious and Noble…Sephiroth!
Edit: Full Latin Lyrics for the curious.
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi.
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi.Sephiroth!
Sephiroth!Estuans interius
Ira vehementi.
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi.Sephiroth!
Sephiroth!Sors immanis-
Et inanis.
Sors immanis-
Et inanis.
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi.
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi.Sephiroth!
Sephiroth!Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias.
Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias.
Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias.
Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias.Gloriosa Generosa…
Gloriosa Generosa…
Gloriosa Generosa…
Gloriosa Generosa…Sephiroth!
Claire Obscure was so fucking good
Simon you weren’t that tough,…wait where was experience screen? Oh shit!
Game of the year, no question.
When the boss battle starts, but the villain is singing.
singing liberi fatalis, or fighting fate.
If you hear Shakira, you’re also in trouble.
Those hips don’t lie
Edit: Then I find this…
I reject your reality and substitute my own: when you’re a demon and you hear “KARR EN TUK” coming from over the hill
