Gollum@feddit.org to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 13 days agoWhen the pill 💊 you took an hour ago starts to kick infiles.catbox.moevideomessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up1302arrow-down16
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minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up46arrow-down1·13 days agoLOL, no one punched him. He was high af and fell down or ran into something.
minus-squareTexasDrunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·13 days agoI’ve been too drunk to stand many times. That was my first thought when I saw it because it looks like one of the handful of black eyes I’ve woken up with after falling onto the corner of my coffee table.
minus-squareℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·12 days agoI hope you are doing better now, alcohol is no joke.
minus-squarerustyfish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·13 days agoYour story makes more sense. But I like mine more.
minus-squareOptional@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·12 days agoThat is absolutely the corner of a piece of furniture. Or maybe he “choked on broccoli” like Gee Dubz
minus-squareaceshigh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·12 days agoThat picture looks enhanced… unless did he worr makeup.
minus-squareOptional@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 days agoNo it’s filtered heavily, but the actual bruise wasn’t that much prettier. It was a doozy.
LOL, no one punched him. He was high af and fell down or ran into something.
I’ve been too drunk to stand many times. That was my first thought when I saw it because it looks like one of the handful of black eyes I’ve woken up with after falling onto the corner of my coffee table.
I hope you are doing better now, alcohol is no joke.
Your story makes more sense. But I like mine more.
That is absolutely the corner of a piece of furniture.
Or maybe he “choked on broccoli” like Gee Dubz
That picture looks enhanced… unless did he worr makeup.
No it’s filtered heavily, but the actual bruise wasn’t that much prettier. It was a doozy.