John Wick - Keanu
I would pay money to see that in theaters
That is typically how theatres work
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John Wick - Alfie Allen
Blue’s Brothers - John Belushi
Rounders - John Malkovich
Swingers - Vince Vaughn
Pacific Rim - idris Elba
Speaking of, Being John Malkovich - John Malkovich.
Oh come on, Miss Piggy would be great in that role!
John Wick - Lance Reddick (rip)
Basically those scenes in Gen V when Sam hallucinates puppets being torn apart.
Omg - don’t we like know they’re not puppets at the time? Was that the show that had the shrinking and the blow and the sneezing and the exploding penis?
Die Hard - Alan Rickman
I like your idea
Damn… now I wanna watch it too…
you left rickman in which is only proper and correct
I was picturing muppetifying the real actors until you shared this lol
https://youtu.be/Yz2dY1Tv7zw though everybody is a puppet.
i should have searched before i posted
You beat me to it!
Fight club - Marla Singer Bonus if Kermit plays both Tyler Durden and Narrator. Also any scene Durden has his shirt off Kermit has to have painted on abs.
Surely, you’d keep Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden, which would fit the theme.
Or Edward Norton as the narrator, which would support the theory that it’s all a hallucination.
You might like to watch Cool World
no. keep meatloaf.
Okay but now I’m imagining The Matrix, where everyone still in the Matrix are human, and everybody who escaped are Muppets. When Neo escapes, he is still human.
John wick, Keanu. I want to see him beating Muppets and Muppets flying around arms, legs flailing
Alfie Allen would be pretty interesting, Muppet goons getting slaughtered by Muppet John Wick.
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and the actor who stays is just a random one of the Oompa Loompas.
lmao, now I have Fozzie saying “Hood day, sir!” in my head.
Starship troopers - Michael Ironside
Edit: Kermit “C’mon you apes! You wanna live forever!? Ahhhhhhhhhh”
C’mon you apes…pigs, frogs, rats, chickens, and, eh, looks at gonzo whatever.
Someday we’ll find it — the Klandathu Connection.
So Johnny is played by Kermit and Carmen is played by Miss Piggy, natch.
But who is Dizzy, and who is Carl?
Castaway — Wilson
Controversial and inventive take. I like it.
Who is now played by a completely silent Walton Goggins
Perfection
Can inanimate objects be actor’s 🤔
If a script falls in a forest, and no actor is around to read it, does it still have meaning?
TaAvengers - Chris Evans
Honestly just any of the earlier Avengers movies. I want to see Cap being continualy exasperated by his team ashe usually is, but also because he has to get things up high for him. The super soldier serum turned him from muppet to human. Running past muppet Sam saying “on your left”.
Also muppet Fury being surly and intimidating. Muppet hawkeye with a little bow on top of the fridge like a cat. Tony as a muppet with his billionaire playboy philanthropist line. Wanda being a creep with glowy muppet hands. Thor with a normal sized Mjölnir so its actually crazy he can lift it. Natasha flipping around with all the grace of a muppet. Black panther is just a black cat muppet.
MUPPET HULK!
Hear me out, The Avengers, but Agent Coulson is the human. Muppet Cap tossing the shield, just imagine. And Coulson’s actor I think would be very much like Michael Caine in Muppet Christmas Carol, interacting very sincerely with the Muppets as fellow actors.
I would also accept “Hulk is the human, but only when he’s hulked out” just for the sheer surprise of it
A muppet turning into a human by Hulking out would either be terrifying or amazing, there’s no middle ground possible
Hateful 8.
Samuel L Jackson.
“You goddam sock puppet shot my balls off!!”
I would pay to see that.
Requiem for a Dream - Ellen Burstyn.
The entire movie would seem like her descent into amphetamine fueled madness.
Somehow you’ve made that dildo scene way more disturbing.
Twilight, bella is of course the human. Imagine her riding a muppet vampire’s shoulders as he runs through the forest, that would be a fun movie to film
Reverse this one and make that weird CGI baby the only muppet. That will make it less weird when she falls in love with an adult man, and he falls in love with her, a months-old baby.
Honestly the real movie was so bad in that part that I kind of can imagine this with little trouble.
Sweetums, covered in glitter.
Seven - Morgan Freeman.
Gwyneth Paltrow.
Makes sense. Otherwise the ending would be far less tragic.
Dogma, keep Alan Rickman
BEHOLD THE METATRON
Sweetest as the shit demon.
Every Marvel movie, Stan Lee
Predator, the predator
