• majestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.comEnglish
    57·
    2 年前

    For me that usually means I’m either choosing a new background or modifying the desktop.

    If I’m watching porn. I keep it up. Assert dominance, like the dude in my porn.

    • camelCaseGuy@lemmy.world
      10·
      2 年前

      - Yes dad! I’m a sissy removed, and I like to watch man like me getting steamrolled by big black hunks!

      - I came to ask you if you wanted a slice of pizza… but okay.

  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    29·
    2 年前

    I don’t even watch porn and still I always get uncomfortable when someone sees my screen. Is it really that difficult to knock, and come in after you have received some kind of response?

    • MBM@lemmings.world
      10·
      2 年前

      Yeah, I (used to?) always switch to my desktop when someone’s coming in, regardless of what I was doing. I wonder if people think I’m looking at porn non-stop.

    • TimeSquirrel@kbin.social
      35·
      2 年前

      “Honey, we need to tall about our child and his computer activities lately.”

      “Oh shit, he found internet porn, didn’t he?”

      “No, worse, he’s an Arch Linux user.”

    • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
      23·
      2 年前

      Or alt tab to another browser window for kittens or something.

      “You looking at pussy on the internet??”
      “Yup!”

  • YellowTraveller@lemm.ee
    16·
    2 年前

    Honestly, I could be watching the most innocent thing on the internet, I will always Win+D when someone walks into my room

    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
      7·
      2 年前

      The real sneaky is to have a WIN+CTRL+D second desktop with a couple of innocuous windows open and WIN+CTRL+RIGHT arrow to switch to it.

  • 30p87@feddit.de
    8·
    2 年前

    The problem is not anything on my screen, the one with FF usually open is turned away from the door. Me not wearing pants would probably be more sus.

      • 30p87@feddit.de
        10·
        2 年前

        Yup. Skirts are much more comfortable anyway. That would look weird in combination with the full beard tho.
        Guess it must go then.

        • Melody Fwygon@lemmy.oneEnglish
          2·
          2 年前

          I would much rather shave, wear makeup, skirts and cute colorful tights and be called a female anyways.

          But then again some would call that perspective out as being an outlier. :P

          For the menfolk, and those who are male identifying, I do highly recommend kilts…and they do make some pretty neat ones including many pockets if needed.