• Zozano@aussie.zone
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    17 days ago

    As an Australian, I refuse to order ‘fries’ when I go to McDonalds. They’re fucking chips, cunt.

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        17 days ago

        I’m trying to accommodate for our mates overseas.

        But yeah, you’re right, now, I’ll be off, I need to go buy a pack of Winnie Blues from the Servo, then head down to the bottle-o to grab a carton of Coopers.

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          17 days ago

          I finally realised why the fuck they -o everything: it is so they can squeeze that unrequested quick summary of their next 3 stops on their journey at the end of saying goodbye.

          I swear I’ve had conversations where they ramble of the exit-itenerary “Dave? Yeah just saw him, he’s droppin’ the kids of at the pool and the he’s goin fishin for the rest of the day I reckon”

          Followed by “Nah mate sorry can’t help ya” <<<- the actual answer to my question.

          Followed by their own “Anyways, I better be goin, go to walk the dog and then take m to the vet. Poor thing got lice again. Would’ve loved to have a nap but you can’t let a dog suffer like that.”

          We are so good at wasting fckin time.