PORTLAND, OR—Preaching the virtues of breaking free from an oppressive system of mass brainwashing, local man Dan Pearson, the chosen one who will lead humanity out of its current dark age of commercialism, revealed Monday that advertising doesn’t work on him. “I actually do research online instead of just buying something because of some dumb […]
Is this satire? If not, biggest overreactions of the platform. Username checks all the way out. Admins may ban you for harassing them over nothing. In any case, what’s the point of yelling “I’m telling!” every time someone slightly offends you?