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minus-squarech00f@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·23 hours agoPSA: Don’t pee on trees, pee on rocks if available. Some animals will lick your dry pee off trees because they’re gross and this will hurt the tree’s bark.
minus-squareLumidaub@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·23 hours agoHuh. Noted. (My biology doesn’t easily allow me to pee ON trees anyway, if anything, it’s under.)
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·17 hours agoYou’re just not trying hard enough. There’s videos out there.
minus-squareLumidaub@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·16 hours agoOh I know. That’s why I included that “easily” :)
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·23 hours agoDon’t worry. I don’t pee on trees. I pee on my neighbors.
PSA: Don’t pee on trees, pee on rocks if available. Some animals will lick your dry pee off trees because they’re gross and this will hurt the tree’s bark.
Huh. Noted.
(My biology doesn’t easily allow me to pee ON trees anyway, if anything, it’s under.)
You’re just not trying hard enough. There’s videos out there.
Oh I know. That’s why I included that “easily” :)
Don’t worry. I don’t pee on trees. I pee on my neighbors.