Records show well-timed trades by executive branch employees and congressional aides. Even if they had no insider information, ethics experts say such trading undermines faith in government and the markets.
Insider trading makes you a Based Chad. This only proves that the people running the country are incredibly smart and deserve the money they’ve racked in bilking and swindling their peers.
Now they can flaunt their wealth in order to prove their superiority, possibly by purchasing one of our many exploding trucks or crashing planes. Or perhaps by paying a team of streamers to power level a Diablo character on their account in order to look cool on Twitter.
Anyone who suggests this isn’t Sigma Male behavior is jealous and also probably a pedophile terrorist.
Insider trading makes you a Based Chad. This only proves that the people running the country are incredibly smart and deserve the money they’ve racked in bilking and swindling their peers.
Now they can flaunt their wealth in order to prove their superiority, possibly by purchasing one of our many exploding trucks or crashing planes. Or perhaps by paying a team of streamers to power level a Diablo character on their account in order to look cool on Twitter.
Anyone who suggests this isn’t Sigma Male behavior is jealous and also probably a pedophile terrorist.