I volunteer to be milked
If I’m milking 2 people, they better be paying me
Depends on what you’re into, I suppose.
I’ve got nipples. Can you milk me, Greg?
You give me time to glove up and grab a bottle of lube, and you will fill a bucket
Are there specific people, or can you just milk anyone there?
they don’t want to be milked, that’s the challenge
“Bathroom stalls with conveniently placed holes available on site. Come one, come all.”
Me and 4 friends want to milk a cow together, is there a group rate?
On a side note, paying to work is one small step toward acclimating to the oncoming technofeudalist dystopia.
“All of our entry-level positions are internships. It’s $300 per job application, $1,000 per interview, and if you’re lucky enough to land the job, you’ll pay us $40 per hour for the experience. A small number of the highest-performing interns (and legacy hires, of course) will be offered a full-time position with a hiring bonus equal to their internship costs and a salary based on the contributions of the interns working for them.”
Oh for fuck’s sake, this isn’t an ad for a jobs program.
Once they have the money I don’t think they care
