I fear you are vastly underestimating the horror of the collective hive mind of the internet and what people are capable of… Nothing is sacred. Rule 34 exists for a reason, its a warning to not dig too deep. (DO NOT GOOGLE THAT, It states that if something exists there is porn of it, and there are sites with its namesake that endevor to catalog it…)
Edit: I totally fucked up this comment. Please disregard. I’m tired. It’s been a long day. I just need sleep. Good night everyone, and I wish you all the best for tomorrow ❤️
there is nothing that cannot be improved by the addition of muppets
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Exhibit A: The sex scene in Team America
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There’s a stage play called Avenue Q
https://www.amestrib.com/story/entertainment/local/2023/11/06/with-swearing-and-puppet-fornication-avenue-q-comes-to-actors-stage-in-ames/71316506007/
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It does have Muppet sex though.
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I fear you are vastly underestimating the horror of the collective hive mind of the internet and what people are capable of… Nothing is sacred. Rule 34 exists for a reason, its a warning to not dig too deep. (DO NOT GOOGLE THAT, It states that if something exists there is porn of it, and there are sites with its namesake that endevor to catalog it…)
Sounds of Rule34 intensify
Oh how quickly history forgets the horrors of the past…
Unfamiliar with Peter Jackson’s pre LOTR work?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meet_the_Feebles
You think it wouldn’t? I’m not saying it’s be more arousing, but it damn sure would improve it.
“I’m gonna show you why women choose the bear. Wokka wokka!”
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Edit: I totally fucked up this comment. Please disregard. I’m tired. It’s been a long day. I just need sleep. Good night everyone, and I wish you all the best for tomorrow ❤️
Let my puppets come …was an “adult” movie made with puppets
Wikipedia
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Have you witnessed the glory of Pterodactyl Porn? (Don’t look up Attack of the Flying Lizard if you have any taste or morals.)
There is a certain adult Muppet detective movie with some pretty erm… graphic scenes
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Disagree. A few felt jokes landed. Remove those muppets and the film is worse.
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it makes sense if you don’t think about it for too long, or think about it really hard
I think I’d pass on Muppet Schindler’s List.
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It wouldn’t be GOOD, but it’d take a bit of the edge off.
“If you ask me, that headless fella’s actually the lucky one.”
“Why do you say that?”
“He doesn’t have to watch the rest of this show!”
OHOHOHHOHHHOHOHOHOO!
I’m sold on this.
Just a little… Off the top!
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You just described the vibe of Peter Jackson’s “Meet the Feebles”…
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you seem fun at parties
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