Reasons:

  1. Trump Tower Sinaloa

  2. Free cocaine for Jr

  3. Reclassified as Afrikaners

  4. Massive Trumpcoin investment

  • Boddhisatva@lemmy.world
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    18 hours ago

    My money is on number 4. The Guzmans must have bought a lot of Trumpcoins. The sad part for the (innocent) family members is that in a year or two, when Trump has gotten all he wants from the Cartel, he’ll have them deported back to Mexico anyway.

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      17 hours ago

      How would they buy it? I dont think there’s a platform to buy shitcoins with a mattress full of cash

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        5 hours ago

        You can walk into my local gas station and put cash into a digital Bitcoin wallet. Buying Trump coin with Bitcoin I assume you can do on many platforms.

        Double checked. You can by Trump coin directly from Crypto.com’s platform. When you are ready to make a purchase in person say groceries, you can pull the money from any of their coins directly for use on a Visa Debit card. Physical if you want one, or from Google/Apple/Samsung pay.

        If I can figure out a mattress to purchase method in under a minute I imagine the cartels have figured out methods

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          4 hours ago

          Lol wut. Bitcoin is more transparent than cash. The entire blockchain is publicly visible by everyone. You can’t launder money with bitcoin.

          Cartels launder money with greenbacks. I still dont see how they can buy this shitcoin with dirty cash.