“Fuck. I’m going to have to drive again. Fuck you, Dave. Fuck you very much.”
I love it when pets have normal people names.
Daniel isn’t a nobody. Show some respect, please.
Yesterday at my local pub. Moriarty the Maine Coon and Watson the German Shepherd. They belong to my friend and they’re bar trained.
How did they bar train the maine coon?
Well, if litter training involves getting them to poop in the litter… Logically, it follows that bar training involves getting them to poop in the bar.
By bringing him to the bar!
Who would’ve guessed!
Definitely not @Arthur@literature.cafe
lol I was just wondering because my cats are so fucking skittish at everything so I wasn’t sure if there was a slower process of getting them acclimated to different social settings that are more manageable and predictable. Then easing into the bar because I find bar environments sometimes overwhelming and I’m a human!
I bring my dog to the bar whenever I go. I will post a picture later.
The bartenders love him (and most dogs). If I go without him people ask where he is.
I cannae see his feet. Where them white Vans?
You can see them on his OnlyVans page
Settle down there Krueger
