I know you’re joking, but humans eating humans is how you get kuru disease. The only safe way to eat a person is to process them into Soylent Green first.
Kuru is just one form of prion disease that was found in one group of people. And from what I remember, it has never been found elsewhere, as it most likely developed as a sub-type of Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease(another prion disease)
If you don’t eat the brain you’ll have a much much lower risk (your link suggests about 9x less likely), and if the person you eat wasn’t a cannibal then your risk is lower still.
Also worth mentioning that Kuru is a specific disease for natives in Papua new guinea , and it only existed for about 100years and was going away on it’s own when the cannibalistic practice was outlawed.
I think the health risks of cannibalism is very exaggerated.
This has actually happened many times in history and recently. So this image might be real.
https://www.facebook.com/100064566290627/posts/2056680241038122/
Reverse image search.
For those who don’t want to visit Facebook:
The priest is blessing hunting rifles at the beginning of the season so that they will provide food and not harm people.
But humans can be food, and less people means more food for the rest of us, which overall doesn’t harm people…
grabs rifle
I know you’re joking, but humans eating humans is how you get kuru disease. The only safe way to eat a person is to process them into Soylent Green first.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)
Kuru is just one form of prion disease that was found in one group of people. And from what I remember, it has never been found elsewhere, as it most likely developed as a sub-type of Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease(another prion disease)
If you don’t eat the brain you’ll have a much much lower risk (your link suggests about 9x less likely), and if the person you eat wasn’t a cannibal then your risk is lower still.
Also worth mentioning that Kuru is a specific disease for natives in Papua new guinea , and it only existed for about 100years and was going away on it’s own when the cannibalistic practice was outlawed.
I think the health risks of cannibalism is very exaggerated.
(this is not an endorsement of cannibalism)
Thanks for the cannibalism tips.
I’m just gonna ignore your last sentence
mfw I drink Soylent Vanilla
😏
I’ll do you one better
https://soylent.com/products/soylent-drink-mint-chocolate-1
I eat the original Soylent Green.
The Donner Party says hello between bites
God: “Ok, fine I guess. You guys are no fun.”
Unless those people are heathens, of course…
Don’t be silly. Heathens aren’t people. \s
Thanks. :)
I’ve seen this image pre AI, could still be photoshopped, but not necessarily
It could also just be good old fashioned acting…