You lost me at “not tired enough to sleep.”
Well, time to go take a nap!
Read a book. Some light fantasy usually.
Lay in bed and daydream.
Watch videos before passing out. It’s what usually happens to me every night.
Work out
You brush your teeth
gestures broadly at this
Ruminate.
Doom scroll.
Ruminate.
Wank.
Listen to a sleepy time podcast.In that order.
Could I skip the first four and probably fall asleep immediately with the sleepy time podcast? Yes probably, but, where is the fun in that.
I’ve always felt that an orgasm was natures sleeping pill.
Roger’s Profanisaurus calls it Wanker’s Cocoa.
It actually tends to energize me
You’re lookin at it
well, before antidepressants, I would’ve said “jerk off”
but now, errr… I dunno, torture people in video games?
Read a book
Read a borderline boring book. I prefer holy scripture for that.
sudoku
No need to off yourself dude, just read a book.
How do you know I use sudoku to masturbate?
Sit around petting the dogs
The dog in question:
Get high and watch a random video essay
A bright screen will surely make me fall asleep.
