It backfires, succeeding beyond his wildest expectation.

Harry (very drunk): "How do I make it more unlikable? "

Fred (equally sloshed): “how about we call you Hadrian and have every 11 year old talk like 50 year old british diplomats. It’s ‘Heir Malfoy’ this ‘Lord Potter’ that”

George: “I know let’s add in a gratuitous Snape malfoy Harry Sirius love quadrangle.”

            ~ 6 months later~

“They want a what?”

"A sequel and multiple movies. You will be played by holly-wood actress Jarrett Sohansson and Snape by actor Edris Ilba.

“…”

“…”

“How much did you say they will pay me again?”