@Sunshine 😢 nooo! I love my Moka.🇮🇹

WHAT! I love my bialetti… Thankfully it will probably last me forever and the little sealing part I can get from other brands I guess.

I misread the title for a moment as “Bialetti is now cheese.”

Not a criticism, but that way of phrasing it is funny to me. Makes me imagine it was like a Doctor Who episode.

SCENE: INT. OFFICE BUILDING

Camera pans over standard office equipment, characters
making copies, having lunch in the break room. We hold
on a phone operator, female, Mediterranean appearance,
mid-30s. Her name is GIANCARLA. She is engaged in a
pleasant phone conversation in Italian. The other side
says something which makes GIANCARLA look confused.

    GIANCARLA:
      (Italian, English subtitles)
        Huh? I think something's wrong with the line, I
        can't understand you. Is that even Italian?

Wobbly blue energy wave (SFX) passes over GIANCARLA. She
is now female, Asian appearance, mid-30s. Other end of
phone continues speaking.

    GIANCARLA:
      (Chinese, English subtitles)
        That's better! Everything's back to normal, now.
        For a moment, it didn't even sound like you were
        speaking Chinese!

CUE OPENING CREDITS