The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days agoInfinite Monkey Theoremlemmy.worldimagemessage-square76linkfedilinkarrow-up1926arrow-down114
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minus-squarekitnaht@lemmy.worldBannedlinkfedilinkarrow-up110·4 days agoWe are IN the timeline where a monkey wrote Shakespeare. That monkey was Shakespeare.
minus-squarer00ty@kbin.lifelinkfedilinkarrow-up14·4 days agoNot really, an almost infinite number of non-shakespeare monkeys came before him and also didn’t happen to write the entire works of shakespeare.
minus-squareparty_planet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·4 days agoit was actually a significantly lower amount of monkeys than infinity
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·4 days agoI mean it was bound to happen at some point
minus-squaredalekcaan@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up22·4 days agoYeah, it’s weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.
minus-squareThisLucidLens@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 days agoHey! I liked Romeo and Djrurleltkitshsnmqlaapj
minus-squareSandmanXC@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·4 days agoDid you know a monkey can write Shakespeare’s work using this simple trick (millions of years of evolution)?
minus-squareSkua@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·4 days agoYeah but did he do it with a typewriter? Didn’t think so
minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 days agoApes are monkeys. Fuck paraphyletic groups.
minus-squareApocalypteroid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·4 days agoMonkeys and apes are monophyletic, you massive bastard. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
minus-squareatomicbocks@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoWhat if you could math the monkeys?
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoUnless you think it was a different monkey because someone without noble blood couldn’t possibly write good.
We are IN the timeline where a monkey wrote Shakespeare. That monkey was Shakespeare.
Weird, what a coincidence
Not really, an almost infinite number of non-shakespeare monkeys came before him and also didn’t happen to write the entire works of shakespeare.
it was actually a significantly lower amount of monkeys than infinity
I mean it was bound to happen at some point
Yeah, it’s weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.
Hey! I liked Romeo and Djrurleltkitshsnmqlaapj
Did you know a monkey can write Shakespeare’s work using this simple trick (millions of years of evolution)?
Yeah but did he do it with a typewriter? Didn’t think so
He was an ape
He wrote it in the wrong order tho
Shakespeare was an ape
Apes are monkeys. Fuck paraphyletic groups.
Monkeys and apes are monophyletic, you massive bastard. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
…yes? That’s what I said.
A great one at that
What if you could math the monkeys?
Mind. Blown.
Unless you think it was a different monkey because someone without noble blood couldn’t possibly write good.