THE KING VS. THE KING OF THE DEAD
An aging Elvis Presley and an African-American “JFK” stay in a nursing home where nothing much happens - that is, until a wayward Egyptian mummy comes and sucks out the old people’s souls thru their a-holes. The two decide to fight back.
I got a DVD of this free(I forget how, maybe with evil dead or something?) but never got round to watching it and now it is lost.
I still think about it whenever ancient Egypt, JFK, Elvis or Bruce Campbell come up.