Recs where Hermione & Draco have funny and witty banter

I’m talking fics where the dialogue is so well-written, you’d be laughing out loud and giggling even if you were reading it in a public place!! I absolutely adore when Draco and Hermione exhibit their intelligence and compatibility through humor. It really cements how they’re not just lovers, but at their very core, very good friends who love spending time with and talking together.

Plus points if there’s a cheeky, well-written Theo in it!