The depression for fElon is sinking in… don’t stop making fun of him

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    2 hours ago

    it would be hilarious if motherfuckers shitposted elon down from his throne. it would be my favorite timeline.

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    “I’ve never physically hurt anyone” - That is very oddly phrased. He is very aware that he is hurting people, but tries to draw the line at “physically” for some reason. I wouldn’t be surprised if this is the line he’s drawing for himself that he will soon step over and ignore because he believes he is being treated unfairly and needs to take his gloves off.

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    “Physically”

    Does it count as a lie by omission if you ADD a detail to make it happen?

    And it’s not true because his shoddily made cars have killed people

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    9 hours ago

    He deserves all the hate he gets.

    And that hilarious line “…I’ve never physically hurt anyone”. Interesting how he has to qualify that by saying he never ‘physically’ hurt anyone. Like he knows if he said he never hurt anyone, he’d get called out right away. What a joke. Yeah, he’s financially ruined people, cost people their jobs, selling defective vehicles, overpromising and underdelivering, stolen from people (see how he took control of Tesla. People say he founded Tesla, but he didn’t. he was an early investor, and used strong-arm tactics to oust it actual founders), but he’s never actually physically put his hands on anyone, so he’s a good person… right.

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    8 hours ago

    lmao @ having to qualify “I’ve never hurt anyone” with “physically

    Just means you’re a privileged coward.

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      9 hours ago

      Funny how he says he never ‘physically’ hurt anyone, instead of he ‘never hurt anyone, period’. Because he knows if he said he never hurt anyone, he’d get called out for all the crap and shady dealings he’s done, and all the people whose lives he’s ruined.

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    7 hours ago

    Last half of the tweet is missing, he blames woke Democrats if I remember correctly, claims he’s helping.

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        Yeah, context matters. He thinks he’s the hero still, blames the “woke mind parasites” against him and he’s here to fix it

        LMAO what a tool. Money can’t buy friends or popularity.

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          He privately paid people to boost his video game characters, while publicly acting like he was some next-level pro gamer.

          It makes me wonder, does he really think pretending to be a genius is the same as actually being one?

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    8 hours ago

    It’s incredible how detached from reality he is. He’s doing this stuff but I’m not sure he really understands how it’s affecting others. He does however understand how it affecting him though.

    The privlidge of wealth. Something I’ll never understand.

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    9 hours ago

    Sub 200 TSLA is possible!

    Hell, I believe sub 100 TSLA may be possible. That’d be when his empire really starts to crack.