spittingimage@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 days agoThe best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.message-squaremessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1108arrow-down17
arrow-up1101arrow-down1message-squareThe best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.spittingimage@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square20fedilink
minus-squareDeceptichum@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 days agoYouse can’t reach your back? I just scratch myself.
minus-squareLumberjacked@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 days agoThere are other things of I can do with my own hands but is somehow better when done by my spouse.
minus-squareLumberjacked@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoWashing dishes is the first thing that comes to mind. Foot rubs is another. I’m sure ill think of others
minus-squareNougat@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoWith the price of eggs, choking chickens is right out.
minus-squareCosmic Cleric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·2 days agoOr a good wall corner. This comment is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Youse can’t reach your back? I just scratch myself.
There are other things of I can do with my own hands but is somehow better when done by my spouse.
Washing dishes is the first thing that comes to mind. Foot rubs is another. I’m sure ill think of others
With the price of eggs, choking chickens is right out.
I’m over 50.
Get a butt scratcher.
I’m not allowed another wife.
Or a good wall corner.
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