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arrow-up1318arrow-down1external-linkRFK Jr.: It Would Be Better if ‘Everybody Got Measles’www.thedailybeast.comArthur Besse@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours agomessage-square85fedilinkcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.worldpolitics@lemmy.worldnews@lemmy.worldpolitics@beehaw.orgusa@lemmy.ml
minus-squareflamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up180·13 hours agoWhat if you take the measles virus, weaken it and infect people with that?
minus-squareMy_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up79·12 hours agoOMG, that’s an awesome idea! Someone should try that!
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down1·12 hours agoThat’s how you get autism.
minus-squarebingrazer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-29 hours agoWhat if I already have it? Do I get super autism?
minus-squareGoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 hours agouberautism, thank you very much. You’ve got to use fancy foreign words to make your mark, don’t ya know¿
minus-squareheavydust@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down2·12 hours agoThat’s a stupid idea. God created this virus as a test of our own faith. You can’t weaken it. (someone around me might say)
minus-squareFreeRangeMustard@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·12 hours agoBut how would you infect people?
minus-squarePregnenolone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 hours agoYou could inject it into people? I don’t think that’s ever been done before
minus-squareLedericas@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 hour agothrough a metal syringe type instrument into the muscle.
minus-squareZorque@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 hours agoHmm, I dunno, that sounds like something a drugged up hippie might do with their marijuanas.
minus-squareFreeRangeMustard@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 hours agoBut wait… what if we dissolve it into liquid and put it in a syringe?
minus-squareLedericas@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 hour agoand do it like a heroin user would.
minus-squareFreeRangeMustard@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·37 minutes agoOkay, that’s way too extreme. That’s how you get herpes.
What if you take the measles virus, weaken it and infect people with that?
OMG, that’s an awesome idea! Someone should try that!
That’s how you get autism.
What if I already have it? Do I get super autism?
uberautism, thank you very much. You’ve got to use fancy foreign words to make your mark, don’t ya know¿
That’s a stupid idea. God created this virus as a test of our own faith. You can’t weaken it. (someone around me might say)
But how would you infect people?
You could inject it into people? I don’t think that’s ever been done before
through a metal syringe type instrument into the muscle.
Hmm, I dunno, that sounds like something a drugged up hippie might do with their marijuanas.
But wait… what if we dissolve it into liquid and put it in a syringe?
and do it like a heroin user would.
Okay, that’s way too extreme. That’s how you get herpes.