Avert thine eyes

  • SirSamuel@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    Naaaahhhh, I lock eyes with the next dude and say one of two things:

    • It’s all urine!

    Or

    • Good luck. We’re past air freshener. That’s gonna need an old priest and a young priest
  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    7 hours ago

    I have peed

    You will pee

    We must not acknowledge one another

    A jungle rule as old as humanity

    • eldavi@lemmy.ml
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      11 minutes ago

      my favorite establishment has mirrors that were focused on the trough style urinal; making peeing an unavoidably public viewing and forcing everyone to acknowledge that peeing is happening. lol

      i liked it because it straight men are too afraid to use it and either waited in line for the sole suite bathroom next door or held it in the entire time while the rest of us had quick access.