Yeah I’ll have a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sir. You are holding up the drive through.
Three-day weekends pretty please
I have added an eighth day to the week.
I’m willing to settle for that.
Honestly, that’d work.
I would very much like the Witching Cloak from Fables in my possession
- Lets the wearer take on any form and converse with animals
- Wearer becomes impervious to all damage
- Infinite number of items can be stored within its folds
- Has programmable folding and teleportation actions
If you do grant me this boon, dear Wizard, I shall set you up with not one but two, two, dates with Cinderella.
As many pixies and goblins as you can summon into the toilets of Mar a Lago.
I assume this includes changing the past so how about have Bernie win the 2016 Democratic Primary.
Or go back and have SCOTUS say the 2000 Florida recount could continue until the true winner was determined.
Or go back and have Carter win in 1980 by revealing the collusion between the Reagan campaign and Iran (might have to include breaking the OPEC bullshit too).
If none of that, and assuming “free will” can’t be overridden, maybe Freaky Friday the consciousnesses of the 2024 Democratic candidates &. spouses into the bodies of the Republican equivalents. If there’s some limitation based on the biological sex of the participants, put Doug into Trump and Kamala into Melania, they’re a team anyway.
Trash throwed at the bin across the room go into it everytime, without fail.
A pack of condoms and, uh… What was it that I used to eat all the time back in the day? Oh yeah, some pussy.
I don’t think they’re allowed to sell that any more
Make me a cis girl pleeeeeeease :3
I want a buttplug that’s programmed to win the next elections.
Remove all fascists in a way that they deserve
Empathy for everyone, without the ability to suppress it using drugs.
You’re going to need to be VERY specific about how much empathy a person can feel, or else being in a crowd will cripple someone, and doctors would never be able to perform emergency surgery or help a woman give birth. Orgasms would be fantastic though!
Ah yes, good thing I’m good at being specific, when I put myself to it. But good catch!
One downvote, please
Edit: this is fucking bullshit…
Australian downvote.
Can you cure my depression
Yea, cure this guy’s depression
gestures around broadly Can you do anything about this?
