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Gork@lemm.ee to memes@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Call the doctor I've had a stroke

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Call the doctor I've had a stroke

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Gork@lemm.ee to memes@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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    Hi this is your doctor. You should masturbate whenever you feel like it.

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      And that’s why I can never go to the IHOP ever again.

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      On the train and this guy just dropped his phone gonna see what’s on it

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      *gets a sext while walking past a kindergarten*

      Uh oh

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    Doctor: you’ve had a stroke
    Patient: how can you tell?
    Doctor: from the handshake

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    I thought i deleted facebook

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      It’s still there sadly. Would be cool if you did.

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