Tesla sales dropped around 13 percent across Europe in 2024, but so far this year, the scale of the problem is far greater. In France, sales of new Teslas fell by 63 percent, while total car sales in the country fell by just 6 percent, with EV sales dropping just half a percent.
Oh noez! Our big, wet, doughy nazi will surely be sad to hear about this!
May Tesla fail.
Any healthy company board would remove him from Tesla as it is the no brainer way to save the company. The problem is that he placed people who are loyal to him on it. That’s how he took control over the company that he didn’t found to begin with.
And it seems to be how he’s trying to take control of the US government as well.
Given this the TSLA price still seems utterly delusional.
*The Tesla board of sycophants, relatives, and cardboard cutouts of white men apparently thinking, voting:*
[ ] Remove Elmo
[ ] BURN THIS FUCKER DOWN!!!
Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion!
[x] Give musk another $56,000,000,000
How else will he stay motivated?!
By playing path of exile 100 hrs a week apparently.
Why bring Elmo into this? This make Elmo sad.
I’m so sorry for all those people who bent over backwards to get a Tesla, and are now stuck driving a fashmobile. It’s so sad.
Fuck you Elon, fuck you and your braindead minions
Tesla’s limited and outdated model range is undoubtedly a contributing factor to its poor sales in Europe, and the company must be hoping that the recently facelifted Model Y crossover can stimulate more traffic at its showrooms.
BWAHAhahAhHahahahaaaaaaa!!! yeah! That’s it!
I suppose we will all receive a subpoena soon …
