return2ozma@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 days agoDoctor tells you you have exactly 31 days left until you drop dead, what do you do?message-squaremessage-square93fedilinkarrow-up1101arrow-down113
arrow-up188arrow-down1message-squareDoctor tells you you have exactly 31 days left until you drop dead, what do you do?return2ozma@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square93fedilink
minus-squareRustyWizard@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up71·2 days agoProve him wrong and drive my motorcycle into a highway median at top speed 5 minutes later. I’ll be god dammed if I’m gonna let some doctor think he got the better of me.
minus-squaremoody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 days agoIf you survive that, at least you only have 31 days left to live.
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 day agoGood thing “try locked-in syndrome” was last on my bucket list.
Prove him wrong and drive my motorcycle into a highway median at top speed 5 minutes later. I’ll be god dammed if I’m gonna let some doctor think he got the better of me.
If you survive that, at least you only have 31 days left to live.
Good thing “try locked-in syndrome” was last on my bucket list.