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arrow-up1720arrow-down1external-linkAnon experiences German humorsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agomessage-square119fedilink
minus-squareThelie@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 days agoOh hey the German version of this joke is also one that doesn’t translate! “A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says: Sorry, only invited guests.” In German, “geladen” means both “invited” and “charged”.
minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 days agoA neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender asks what it wants to drink. “Oh, nothing, I’m just passing through.”
minus-squareRivalarrival@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoTwo drunks walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
minus-squareshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 day agoAn ion walks into a bar. “Barman, barman, I lost an electron here last night” “Are you sure?” “Yes, I’m positive!”
minus-squareQueen HawlSera@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoOkay that’s actually really funny
Oh hey the German version of this joke is also one that doesn’t translate! “A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says: Sorry, only invited guests.” In German, “geladen” means both “invited” and “charged”.
A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender asks what it wants to drink.
“Oh, nothing, I’m just passing through.”
Two drunks walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
An ion walks into a bar.
“Barman, barman, I lost an electron here last night”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive!”
Okay that’s actually really funny