My favorite one in French that I use all the time: c’est l’hôpital qui se fout de la charrue avant les bœufs
That’s a really tough nut to swallow
Lmao
You won.
Daffy Duck one said, “You buttered your bread, now sleep in it.” And 10 year old me couldn’t stop laughing.
Does the pope shit in the woods?
Are bears Catholic?
And which one would you rather meet in the middle of a forest?
But nobody is around to smell it, does it have an odor?
A bird in the hand is worth its weight in gold.
Icarus flew too close to the man in the moon.
Find a penny, pick it up. Would you like some making fuck?
BERSERKER!
Outstanding, friend. Got a laugh out of me.
You can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a butchers ass, but I’d rather take the bulls word for it.
What the fuck is this from? I know this quote; the unflipped one
Tommy Boy.
Thanks. That was making my brain itchy.
It’s like finding a needle in a camel’s back
Which is to say: a whole hell of a lot easier than a camel going through the eye of a needle, to quote JC.
I used to say “we’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.” all the time! People didn’t like it though.
i’n not the brightest bulb in the shed, but i sure am the sharpest!
This makes me so happy, thanks for teaching me a word
I had a boss who said:
“You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t suck his ass to make him drink.”
I… I just… Can’t.Okay, you win the internet for the day. 👍
Ricky-isms. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3dYMQgopIY
I’ve made my omelette, now I’ve got to sleep in it. If you lead a horse to water, you can make it fish.
The fish one is making me laugh
Glad to hear it. You know what they say, you miss 100% of the shots you take
I’d rather “if you lead a horse to water, teach it to fish”
We could workshop it, but if you’re bad at something, never do it for free
Those who dig others a grave shouldn’t throw rocks.
