Oh… So I guess I can pass for a Wizard…
If it wasn’t the plan already, changing them to Medieval Times.
Invite her back to my place for some jousting.
raid.
Bras are bad enough, now I have to learn how to take off a hauberk?
Hope she Lays on Hands me
I put on my robe and wizard hat. If the date goes well, maybe I’ll show her my wand of magic missile.
Seems like a good knight out.
Naughty jokes aside, I would love that, laugh my ass off, and look forward to an amazing date.
Break out some coconuts and become her faithful steed.
“Lo, see ye her, all gleamin’ in her plate, like some manner of queen, sittin’ high in her gilded carriage, thinkin’ herself bettr’ than us 'cause of her fine metal and steed of silver.”
I challenge her to a duel. If I win, I gain her hand in marriage. If she wins… I suppose I would have to give her my hand in marriage.
Win - Win sort of plan you have.
I see what you did there
Pledge fealty and marry her immediately
Going on a quest? Fuck yeah
Nope. Going ice skating and then out for sushi.
Wearing a full suit of armor, accomplishing either IS quite the quest 😄
Close enough.
Make sure the pageboys are still around, cause getting in that mail is gonna be a team effort.
