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You bolt awake. The year is 1656. You summon a servant, sure of what must be done. You are Oliver Cromwell, Lord Protector of the Commonwealth. And William Penn must die.
to answer the rhetorical question in the title nittany is a (small) mountain near penn state college, where there used to be mountain lions: