Gork@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 days agoMeatspinfiles.catbox.moeimagemessage-square103fedilinkarrow-up1880arrow-down14
arrow-up1876arrow-down1imageMeatspinfiles.catbox.moeGork@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 days agomessage-square103fedilink
minus-squareInEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up41·23 days agoMy old school “upgraded” it when we left… by asphalting around it.
minus-squarepsycho_driver@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up39·23 days agoIf you had to work around the hateful little shits all day you’d be trying to look for low key ways to maim them too.
minus-squareGrundlButter@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·23 days agoIf you truly hate kids, this is what you have to do. Introduce dangers with plausible deniability. How was I supposed to know the kids would use it to turn each other into meat crayons?
minus-squareVespair@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-223 days ago If you truly hate kids, this is what you have to do. Introduce dangers with plausible deniability. My knuckles still hurt from the memories of slamming those box scooters into each other before they started putting handles on them.
minus-squaresaltesc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·23 days agoMy school had one on dirt. The panels were wood and had a hole in it. Finally, one day, we were playing and a kid’s foot went down there and got fucked up. He was like a rockstar coming into school next day with stitches and crutches.
minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·23 days agoKnees are overrated.
My old school “upgraded” it when we left… by asphalting around it.
If you had to work around the hateful little shits all day you’d be trying to look for low key ways to maim them too.
If you truly hate kids, this is what you have to do. Introduce dangers with plausible deniability.
How was I supposed to know the kids would use it to turn each other into meat crayons?
My knuckles still hurt from the memories of slamming those box scooters into each other before they started putting handles on them.
My school had one on dirt. The panels were wood and had a hole in it. Finally, one day, we were playing and a kid’s foot went down there and got fucked up. He was like a rockstar coming into school next day with stitches and crutches.
Knees are overrated.