LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net to science@lemmy.world · 2 个月前The Theory That Men Evolved to Hunt and Women Evolved to Gather Is Wrongwww.scientificamerican.comexternal-linkmessage-square192fedilinkarrow-up1374arrow-down153file-textcross-posted to: science@beehaw.orgarchaeology@mander.xyznews@lemmy.world
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minus-squareoyo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up39arrow-down1·2 个月前My theory is that men evolved much higher grip strength due to incessant masturbation.
minus-squareGraniteM@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 个月前Wouldn’t the men who were “best” at masturbation have the fewest children?
minus-squareSquizzy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 个月前Have you had sex? One doesnt prevent the other from happening
minus-squareEl Barto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 个月前No, they wouldn’t. What does “best” mean in this context, anyway?
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 个月前So the best masturbator in history probably only got to try it once?
minus-squareSassyRamen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 个月前He means they wouldn’t need women, because they were THE BEST!
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 个月前Can confirm. I am the best at masturbation and I only have one child.
minus-squareifItWasUpToMe@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 个月前How hard are you guys squeezing your dick?? That sounds incredibly painful.
minus-squareSpacehooks@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 个月前Strong enough to crush coal into diamond.
My theory is that men evolved much higher grip strength due to incessant masturbation.
Wouldn’t the men who were “best” at masturbation have the fewest children?
Have you had sex? One doesnt prevent the other from happening
No, they wouldn’t. What does “best” mean in this context, anyway?
Obvs strongest penis grip.
So the best masturbator in history probably only got to try it once?
He means they wouldn’t need women, because they were THE BEST!
Can confirm. I am the best at masturbation and I only have one child.
How hard are you guys squeezing your dick?? That sounds incredibly painful.
Strong enough to crush coal into diamond.
Get that diamond dick brother