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henfredemars@infosec.pub to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 11 months ago

I wish for servers at restaurants to always bring my tea or water with lemon already included, without me having to ask for it separately.

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I wish for servers at restaurants to always bring my tea or water with lemon already included, without me having to ask for it separately.

henfredemars@infosec.pub to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 11 months ago
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Save a few words. Make life easier. How can this possibly go wrong?

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    11 months ago

    Granted. Unzips pants

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