silence7@slrpnk.net to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-24 months agoJ.D. Vance Has a Burnt Monkey Testicle Problemwww.rollingstone.comexternal-linkmessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up1273arrow-down18file-textcross-posted to: vegan@lemmy.world
arrow-up1265arrow-down1external-linkJ.D. Vance Has a Burnt Monkey Testicle Problemwww.rollingstone.comsilence7@slrpnk.net to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-24 months agomessage-square64fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: vegan@lemmy.world
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down1·4 months agoThere’s absolutely no proof that J.D. Vance uses burnt monkey testicles as anal beads while making love to his chaiselongue. Reports of him heating them up in a red Le Creuset cast iron skillet before insertion are pure speculation.
minus-squareNuke_the_whales@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months agoThere’s also no proof he doesn’t though so we can’t say for sure
There’s absolutely no proof that J.D. Vance uses burnt monkey testicles as anal beads while making love to his chaiselongue. Reports of him heating them up in a red Le Creuset cast iron skillet before insertion are pure speculation.
There’s also no proof he doesn’t though so we can’t say for sure