Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 3 months agoI can whistle at the speed of soundsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square123fedilinkarrow-up11.14Karrow-down19
arrow-up11.13Karrow-down1imageI can whistle at the speed of soundsh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square123fedilink
minus-squarefckreddit@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up79·3 months agoI have wifi router that emits microwaves at the speed of light.
minus-squareMuscar@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·3 months agoPffft, I have a microwave that emits microwaves at microwave speeds to microwave things.
minus-squareThreeme2189@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down2·3 months agoI have lightning fast wifi at home
minus-squareEtterra@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoElections are slower than light waves so technically you have a slow, shitty router, but at least it can electrocute people so that’s something.
minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoThis is why I support the Empire. In a dictatorship there’s no waiting for elections.
minus-squareEheran@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoBut electrocutions are something dif… Never mind.
I have wifi router that emits microwaves at the speed of light.
Pffft, I have a microwave that emits microwaves at microwave speeds to microwave things.
This guy microwaves
I have lightning fast wifi at home
Elections are slower than light waves so technically you have a slow, shitty router, but at least it can electrocute people so that’s something.
This is why I support the Empire. In a dictatorship there’s no waiting for elections.
But electrocutions are something dif… Never mind.