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HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

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HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • dap@lemmy.onlylans.io
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    This appears to be a variation of the “standwich.” Please see the attached for an example.

    • Loid@lemm.ee
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      The question is, if this appears on a captcha asking to click only on the sandwich images. Would you click on it?

      • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca
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        Considering the captcha doesn’t actually know, and just judges if you are correct based off of other users entries I would click on it. My guess is most users would click it, but it’s ambiguous enough that you’d probably pass the captcha either way.

    • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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      I miss when Tesco Value ham would label itself as such, rather than hiding behind fake farm names.

    • xia@lemmy.ca
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      Ah, so this one would be a double horseshoe standwich?

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    It’s two sandwiches…topologically speaking.

    If you take the traditional idea of a sandwich and draw a loop around the plane where the surfaces come together you get a mathematical sandwich.

    Since the bagel abomination has two such areas and you can draw non-intersecting loops around each, it follows that there are indeed two sandwiches present.

    • AggressivelyPassive@feddit.de
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      That depends on your definition of a sandwichable surface. If crust can be buttered as well and is considered equal to cut surfaces (which, coming from a rye bread country, is certainly the case with these fluffy things), then this is simply a sandwich without filling in the middle. This might also be achieved by suboptimal spreading on a single surface.

      • octoperson@sh.itjust.works
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        I’m pretty sure it counts as a sandwich as defined by the ham sandwich theorem. The only part that might be debatable is that the filling is not a single connected volume, but that doesn’t seem to be required by the proof.

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    This is clearly a sandwich. The confusion comes from how absurdly sub-optimal its construction is.

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    Every day we stray further from the light of lord

  • Brigid_the_wolf@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    It’s a bagel “standwich”

  • TheMightyHUG@sh.itjust.works
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    https://existentialcomics.com/comic/268

    Hey, pass me that sandwich.

    You mean this ba-oh my god.

    • craftyindividual@lemm.ee
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      The last time someone made a bagel with everything on it it put the universe in jeopardy.

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        The everything bagel needs to include smaller everything bagels on it or it doesn’t include everything.

        • craftyindividual@lemm.ee
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          Recursion

  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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    Yes but it’s not a very good one

  • BornVolcano@lemmy.world
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    That, I believe, is what we refer to as an “abomination”

  • samus12345@lemmy.world
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    It is a kind of sandwich.

  • sag@lemm.ee
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    It’s clearly a burger.

  • GreatGrapeApe@reddthat.com
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    No and only demented sociopaths put jelly on the bagel.

    Peanut butter goes best with cinnamon raisin bagels should you choose a bagel.

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      Nothing goes with raisins. They are an abomination and should be outlawed. Especially in baked goods.

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        You’re no fun at parties and nobody really likes you.

  • dan1101@lemm.ee
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    It is a sandwich because the toppings are sandwiched between bread. But it’s not a good sandwich.

    • JazzAlien@lemm.ee
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      Now, they wouldn’t be toppings in this configuration, would they?

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    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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      Some people just want to watch the world burn.

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    I’d say yes but you definitely have to eat it in that direction.

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    Some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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