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Wilshire@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Putin’s adviser says U.S. is using brainwashing to make gay Ukrainian super-soldiers

www.lgbtqnation.com

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Putin’s adviser says U.S. is using brainwashing to make gay Ukrainian super-soldiers

www.lgbtqnation.com

Wilshire@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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The Ukraine's Armed Forces will become "zombified and unified through gay sex, along with cult members ready to sacrifice themselves," he said...
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    Putin thinks about gays more than Gay people do. 🤔

    • AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social
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      Putin is big gay for his violinist.

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      It is his kryptonite. Getting his ass kicked by gay super soldiers would be poetic.

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    does this include woman? id like a super soldier lesbian gf

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    After the gay frogs, we now have the gay super soldiers! When they spot the enemy, they’ll break out in an flashy dance to distract them so it’s easier to shoot them!

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    Wtf am i reading. Making them gay isnt even a stab at anyone, its just a weird thing to add.

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      deleted by creator

  • fosforus@sopuli.xyz
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    Gays make better soldiers, says Putin’s adviser

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    Is this propaganda or a comedy routine gone awry?

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    Aha! The standard strategy of making the opponent both very strong, to explain why they are winning and need being fought as being the weaker one at the same time because the gays are obviously inferior.

    Same rethoric the nazis used against the Jews. Strong enough to own all capital and influence the entire world behind the scenes ánd obviously an inferior type of people without spine.

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    unified through gay sex

    Doesn’t sound that bad actually

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    Therefore Putin funds brainwashing to make straight Russian super-feeders.

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    Oh please… We stopped researching that technology in the 40s. We never perfected it enough to make super soldiers.

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      Just fabulous soldiers.

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    God I wish we were. You ever see those boys in 300?

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    Where can I get one of the gay Ukrainian soldiers?
    Ukrainian men are HOT!!!

    • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Try Grindr.

  • Rozaŭtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    boykisser indoctrination meme

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      I have to know, what inspired this presumably premade art? Is this normally a problem Bi Goth Girls have? I believe this has great meme potential.

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        I’m not sure where that part in particular comes from, but this seems to be a combination of these two

        https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/937/070/6f2.png

        https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/548/164/723.gif

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    But the US thinks gays are too precious to risk in combat!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aotlEpmAFVQ

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      “How many soldiers’ lives are worth the life of one homosexual?”

      “Seven.”

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    OK so if the US has the ability to make Super Soldiers, and the “effect” is turning people gay, then the logical conclusion would be half of the US military would be gay by now.

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      OK so if the US has the ability to make Super Soldiers, and the “effect” is turning people gay, then the logical conclusion would be half of the US military would be gay by now.

      tbf I’ve seen videos of US soldiers off-duty. That might not be far off…

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      Welllllllllllllllllllll there is a stereotype with the armed forces 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

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        I didn’t want to call out a very specific and very wet branch of service. :p

        But I did just remember the Village People have that song so I guess I’m a few decades late.

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