The story implies she shot herself. Fat kills.
Indeed. What is up with that?
The person you are most likely to kill with your guns is yourself.
Not if I kill that bastard first!
That’ll teach him to ruin my life!
Shit, had to delete my comment because you posted this first. Fucking hell
The only thing that can stop a bad self with a gun is a good self with a gun.
Gun’s dont kill people. Sentient fat rolls kill people. Stay away from food kids
Title reminds me of this one - https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/the-most-american-movie
no open carry? what is this? the soviet union?
Did she even know it was there?
If it’s missing an eagle somwhere, I don’t want to know where, just leave it OP thanks
But I already got the cage… Come on…
Needs a ‘she’s suing them for negligence.’
That victim’s name? Landeagle Walmart.
CACAW! ♬ Oooonward toooo, the danger zoooone ♬