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rastro@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

My problem is I think I'm a hummingbird, but I'm probably more woodpecker

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My problem is I think I'm a hummingbird, but I'm probably more woodpecker

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rastro@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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    Their brains are in a little fluid filled crash couch so they can slam the face knife repeatedly while their brain just gently jiggles around.

    • can@sh.itjust.works
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      Doesn’t their tongue wrap around it?

      • b14700@lemm.ee
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        thats the underside of their crash couch

  • Bananablob@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Hummingbirds are not silent, they sound like the most gigantic wasp you’ve ever heard

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    Shoop-da-whoop: Imma firin mah lazer, blaaaaah

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    Is this a Kyle Kinane joke? Why did my mind immediately make it into his voice and delivery?

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