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downpunxx@fedia.io to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

I'm breakin' rocks in the hot sun

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downpunxx@fedia.io to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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    To this day I don’t know how to read Tweets in the right order. I always feel like I’m reading a Carnac joke.

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      I know how to read them, but I still always read the top tweet first, then the original tweet, then the top tweet again…

      I know, I’m dumb

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      YouTube to MP3.

      YOUTUBE TO MP3!

      Opens envelope and blows into it, pulling out a card

      What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

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      Think Jeopardy.

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      Retweets are like parentheses in math

      ^sorry if this shows up as a double comment, i’m not sure why it wasn’t posting my comment^

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      deleted by creator

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      Carnac

      I never watched Carson but then I found out about art fern a couple years ago. Looks like I’ve got another set of sketches to look up now

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      Retweets are like parentheses in math

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